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I'm Ashley
I love dancing and playing dancing games. My daughter is my favorite person in the world and she will kill you with her awesome. Audrey Hepburn is my idol, she's freaking perfect. Tobuscus is my other idol, he is also freaking perfect. If you like music, scary movies, watching youtube videos and love to goof it up. I already like you. =)

Things You Learn Watching Tobuscus (#140)

drubuscus:

140. Thank goodness dogs don’t have opposable thumbs

16 minutes ago
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jeannellama:

Blonde Amber. I miss this look.

2 hours ago
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deantotallybottoms:

earthdragon1:

And here we see the Moose aggressively swimming.

(Source: samulettes, via stuffandthingsofthesort)

2 hours ago
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milleniumbeat:

[Omega Commentary]
Christian Taylor:This actor, as we all know Dylan, is effortlessly talented. It’s incredible.
Jeff Davis: Yeah, it’s kind of amazing finding an actor like Dylan—
Christian Taylor: Oh look, look, wait, look at his head! If you see on his forehead, he actually—
Jeff: if you rewind back [both laughs] you’ll see a mark on his forehead, what did he do?
Christian: He got hit by…
Jeff: He walked right into a camera.

milleniumbeat:

[Omega Commentary]

Christian Taylor:This actor, as we all know Dylan, is effortlessly talented. It’s incredible.

Jeff Davis: Yeah, it’s kind of amazing finding an actor like Dylan—

Christian Taylor: Oh look, look, wait, look at his head! If you see on his forehead, he actually—

Jeff: if you rewind back [both laughs] you’ll see a mark on his forehead, what did he do?

Christian: He got hit by…

Jeff: He walked right into a camera.

(via teenwolfteam)

11 hours ago
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when jesus is born I get presents

when jesus dies I get chocolate 

I love jesus

(Source: albinoblackman, via lolsomeone-actually)

11 hours ago
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feferezimoirail:

dotehwindything:

katnissandhersyringe:

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

now that this thought has been put forward, i will always make sure my router and modem are based in my room. no chances — my enemies are everywhere 

Turn my wifi off and the intended victim becomes the murderer.

(Source: ianwanda, via infinite-jubilation)

11 hours ago
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ambanation:

                                            365 days with Amber Liu

ambanation:

                                            365 days with Amber Liu

23 minutes ago
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shutupaubrey:

fuck you if you look down on kids who go to community college you have no idea what their story is so get your goddamn head out of your ass

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

11 hours ago
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ameriqueen:

if you think you’re a bigger star trek fan than my dad, you’re not.

he calls the tv remote “the conn” and never anything else

and for most of my life that is what I called it too

shit is on real level in this house, mother fucker

11 hours ago
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john-watson-is-sherlocked:

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

don’t be stupid, it’s just her contact lenses

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

don’t be stupid, it’s just her contact lenses

11 hours ago
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