140. Thank goodness dogs don’t have opposable thumbs
And here we see the Moose aggressively swimming.
(Source: samulettes, via stuffandthingsofthesort)
[Omega Commentary]
Christian Taylor:This actor, as we all know Dylan, is effortlessly talented. It’s incredible.
Jeff Davis: Yeah, it’s kind of amazing finding an actor like Dylan—
Christian Taylor: Oh look, look, wait, look at his head! If you see on his forehead, he actually—
Jeff: if you rewind back [both laughs] you’ll see a mark on his forehead, what did he do?
Christian: He got hit by…
Jeff: He walked right into a camera.
(via teenwolfteam)
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
(Source: albinoblackman, via lolsomeone-actually)
I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working
now that this thought has been put forward, i will always make sure my router and modem are based in my room. no chances — my enemies are everywhere
Turn my wifi off and the intended victim becomes the murderer.
(Source: ianwanda, via infinite-jubilation)
fuck you if you look down on kids who go to community college you have no idea what their story is so get your goddamn head out of your ass
(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)
if you think you’re a bigger star trek fan than my dad, you’re not.
he calls the tv remote “the conn” and never anything else
and for most of my life that is what I called it too
shit is on real level in this house, mother fucker
did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
don’t be stupid, it’s just her contact lenses